Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8982
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	848	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ores Mined:	6707
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5851
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	214612	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.