Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	530
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	6121	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Void Gems Collected:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4917
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	247
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.