Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5611
Emeralds Found:	6850	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mines Excavated:	2422
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.