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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8498 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.