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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magic Items Found:	1562	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7608
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	214
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	136
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8717
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	8349	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com