What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Adventures, alleviate symptoms, antiviral, antivirals, cardiopulmonary symptoms, covid, Craft, Long, long covid, musculoskeletal symptoms, neurologic symptoms, persistent infection, Treatment

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, adventurous, BDSM, Boundaries, Domination, Erotic, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTENSE, Kinky, KinkyCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Pain, Pleasure, role-play, sexual exploration, Submission, taboo, Ultimate, Wild

Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5366	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	162

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	9061
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	336268
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Server Details:

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

What happens if I break the rules?

Updated October 14, 2024

MisogynistMasherCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Updated October 14, 2024

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

Updated October 14, 2024

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Updated October 14, 2024

TXCNetwork

Updated October 14, 2024

Astro MC Network

Updated October 14, 2024

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server Features

FAQ

Updated October 14, 2024

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Updated October 14, 2024

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

Updated October 14, 2024

MOH DramaCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Updated October 14, 2024

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 14, 2024

KyivNightRecruiters

Updated October 14, 2024

Real Life NPC Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	11