| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1723 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 648 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
have you already pooped today?
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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6451 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2997 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7978 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Crops Grown: | 5055 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.
also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.
plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2638 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5429 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2469 |
we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3225 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.
we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4760 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.
A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8948 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2510 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!
Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9396 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 656793 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3353 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8429 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 2791 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 3655 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9584 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
