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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7371 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1110 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.