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Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	6508
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	8875	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4281	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Farms Harvested:	863
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2417	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6667	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Villages Defended:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchantments Applied:	291
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	800	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1