CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shimmering Shire 1.21

anal sex, consent, Gay, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBTQ, relationships, sexual acts, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual ethics, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual norms, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, Shimmering, shire, taboo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

So, like, you know how you got this fortune saying good news will come by mail? Well, on this server, good news comes in the form of diamonds raining from the sky!

You’ll be mining and building like a boss, and then BAM, diamonds just start falling from the heavens. It’s like winning the lottery, but in block form.

Plus, the mobs on this server are total party animals. Creepers throwing raves, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a wild time.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins. You can ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your hands, it’s like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So, yeah, join this server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. It’s a total mind-bender, in the best way possible.

MomzWeddingNoPlusOne

Boundaries, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, family only, hurt feelings, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, MomzWeddingNoPlusOne, partner, personal choice, relationships, Respect, stepdad, Support, Tension, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more awkward weddings where you have to choose between your mom and your partner. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they’re not blood-related!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own virtual family with your friends and create your own drama-free world. Who needs a stepdad drama when you can have a virtual pet llama drama instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your family troubles at the door. Because here, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

Wanderlust SMP: “Pixel Paradise”

Adventure, beautiful places, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, dream destinations, exotic locations, Exploration, hidden gems, natural beauty., Paradise, picturesque spots, PIXEL, scenery, serene locations, smp, stunning views, travel, travel memories, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust inspiration, world wonders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	153478	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8503	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, the spawn area is literally a rainbow castle made out of diamond blocks and there are unicorns running around everywhere. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid named Squishy.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTimeMachine

Advancements, BlockyTimeMachine, Civilization, critique, culture, Ethics, Evolution, Future, hindsight, History, Humanity, innovation, judgement, Legacy, MISTAKES, perspective, progress, Reflection, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	1691
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	182	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of history in the making! We have created a virtual world so epic, people from the future will look back and say, “I can’t believe they built that!”

Our server is home to the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, guarded by a team of fearless llamas in diamond armor. Legend has it, if you can reach the top, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you can keep up!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most unbelievable world ever created in the history of gaming!

TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft

authoritarianism, boarding schools, children’s rights, China, Chinese government, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, displacement, education, families, forced assimilation, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, International Outcry, minority rights, separation, social control, Tibet, Tibetan children, TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft, Trauma

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our minecraft server and help rescue the tibetan children from the evil chinese government! we have secret missions where you can sneak into the boarding schools and free the kids using your epic minecraft skills. plus, there are hidden treasures and rare loot to find along the way. join us and be a hero in the virtual world!

Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

Bacteria, Beans, bugs, Coli, diets, Digestive health, disease prevention, E.coli, fiber rich foods, fibre, Fight, gut microbiome, health, Healthy Eating, immune system, INFECTIONS, microbial diversity, nutrition, pneumonia, protective bacteria, VEGETABLES, whole grains

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5626	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

Sky Haven Isles 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Achievements, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, bunnygirl, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Fly High, Haven, Heart of Gold, Isles, Joyful Laughter, Last Cup of Coffee, Memories, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, SKY, Smart Goon, Suggestions, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server dedicated to the Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a heart of gold? She’s all about that joy and laughter, and you can join in on the fun!

Reasons to join: – We got a YouTube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a merch shop for all your Dokibird needs! – Check out her sick covers and original songs like “Drift Away” and “The Final Heist” – they’re lit, fam. – Dive into the Selen Tatsuki Archives for all the memories and achievements (they can’t take that away!) – Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s like Nancy Drew but with more Minecraft vibes. – Don’t forget to check out the fanart vault and our Divegrass team page – we’re all about that community love. – And remember, don’t be a Dumb Goon – be a Smart Goon and ignore the drama! Just come chill with us and have a good time.

Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality and regret nothing! Let’s get crafting, baby!

CousinCraft: Bridesmaid Edition

anxiety, attention seeking, baby shower, Bridesmaid, Communication, control, cousin, CousinCraft, Edition, EXCLUDED, family drama, Introvert, nephew, Niece, overwhelmed, people pleaser, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stress, Support, Theme, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey there! Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride’s sister causes drama and demands strippers at the bachelorette party? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. We promise no unexpected theme changes or controlling family members here. Plus, we have a special “Bridesmaid Battle” mini-game where you can settle any wedding party disputes in a fun and competitive way.

And don’t worry about feeling overwhelmed or stressed, because our server is all about relaxing and having a good time. We even have a virtual spa where you can unwind and destress before the big day.

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a wedding experience you’ll never forget! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual soulmate along the way.

GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP

Altruism, compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, good person, GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP, Kindness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Selflessness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7167
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to flex your kindness muscles like never before. We out here spreading positivity and good vibes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine this, you join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of villagers who are all like “Please help us, our crops are dying and our houses are falling apart.” And you, being the kind soul that you are, roll up your sleeves and start building them the sickest houses and planting the dopest crops.

But wait, it gets even crazier. One day, a bunch of creepers roll up trying to blow everything up, but you swoop in like a superhero and save the day. The villagers are all like “OMG, you’re our hero!” and they start throwing diamonds at you like confetti.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft and show off your good person skills, you gotta join this server. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🤪

Emojicraft!

best emoji, emoji, emoji analysis, emoji choices, emoji discussion, emoji feedback, emoji list, emoji opinions, emoji options, emoji poll, emoji preferences, emoji rankings, emoji recommendations, emoji selection, emoji suggestions, emoji survey, emoji vote, EmojiCraft, favorite emoji, popular emoji, top emoji

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb.com! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Plus, our emoji game is on point – we have the best emoji selection in all of Minecraft! Join us and find out which emoji reigns supreme in our epic emoji battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PhageCraft: The Next Level

Analysis, bacteriophage, Breakthrough, composition analysis, discovery, Effective, genetic sequencing, Healthcare, infectious diseases, innovation, LEVEL, Medicine, microbiology, Microbiome, new type, PhageCraft, research, scientists, species, study, therapeutic phage cocktails, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	153	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, you’re hit with the most insane adventure of your life. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

rumor has it that this server is actually run by a group of mad scientists who have discovered a new type of bacteriophage that can, like, totally cure any illness in the game. no more pesky zombies or creepers messing with your vibe, dude.

but wait, there’s more. not only will you be saving the virtual world from disease, but you’ll also get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil unicorns. yeah, you heard me right. EVIL UNICORNS.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the hero you were always meant to be. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of crazy scientists who are basically wizards in lab coats? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Classic server on aternos Minecraft server

Aternos, classic, commands, Minecraft, rg, Server, Sethome, Simple, Small, Spawn, WELCOMES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The small server always welcomes everyone who comes to the server! there are commands like sethome, spawn, rg. simple server without anything like that

ClassicMCServer.aternos.me:11528

Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

adoration, Affection, affectionate, attraction, Connection, desire, devotion, Embrace, Enjoy, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, kiss, long-lasting love, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Smooch, tenderness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8480
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

Players:	93/100	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	19