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Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	503791	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1587
Villages Defended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4298

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5874
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Potions Brewed:	183
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7866

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2025
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3666
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2541	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	3802	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	959
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5943
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	9506
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19