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Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	292577	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6362
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8737
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	433954
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Armor Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Animals Bred:	80

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1151
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3371
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9472	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	138
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5