I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Funky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

September 2025 Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	470286	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

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Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5851	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Magic Items Found:	4266
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trash Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9529	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AI Development Support Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crops Grown:	2707	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker

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Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.

Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? We encourage it!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchantments Applied:	55
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	229138

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1