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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

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