so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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