so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Zombie Dances: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

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