TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9375
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5561
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	9696	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3