Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 227
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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