LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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