come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 476993
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Buildings Constructed: 27 Gods Slained: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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