LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.

SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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