LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.

SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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