NoKidzAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic adventures of Ethan and Mia in our pixelated playground.

Looking for a server where disruptive behavior is not only tolerated but encouraged? Look no further! Watch as Mia runs around wildly, yells at creepers, and touches all the things that aren’t meant to be touched. Will Ethan be able to handle the chaos or will he retreat to his quiet corner to mine in peace? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s drama too! Join us as we witness epic showdowns between siblings, where accusations fly and tensions rise. Will our brave players be able to find a solution that works for everyone, or will the chaos reign supreme?

So, if you’re looking for a server where family dynamics take center stage and where every gathering is filled with excitement and adventure, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

Airlines, JejuCraft, Safety

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3971	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mines Excavated:	3797	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Emeralds Found:	1549

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	28

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9269	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	1000	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!