so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchantments Applied: 131
Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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