Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
Crops Grown: 8656 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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