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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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