Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

    Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

    So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6792 Dragon Eggs Found: 8058
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

    Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 135
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 377193

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

    BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NATO Defense Minecraft Server

    NATO Defense Minecraft Server
    haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

    MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus
    join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Stroller TV Time Land

    Stroller TV Time Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4360 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

    Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

    we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

    our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Tubba Middle School

    Tubba Middle School

    Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

    Key Features:

    Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

    Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

    Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

    Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • World of AllCraft 8

    World of AllCraft 8

    We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

    A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

    Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

    A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

    Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

    Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

    Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

    Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Farms Harvested: 719
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

    Crafty Christian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

    Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NightOwlNoMore

    NightOwlNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

    Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

    And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

    So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1895 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

    UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GoogleItOrCraftIt

    GoogleItOrCraftIt
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Farms Harvested: 826 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6082
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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