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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9222 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2374 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?