BlissfulBlockheads | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, come join dis server, cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats! You wanna see a cow doin’ the moonwalk? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the creepers throwin’ a disco party in the mineshaft!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.

So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	2366
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	73	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	5675

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Farms Harvested:	152
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5023	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!