Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 682956 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!