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Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crops Grown:	1127	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Emeralds Found:	3556	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	9159	Dragon Eggs Found:	3415
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	284066

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	582
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game