Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Secret Passages Found: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY