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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Potions Brewed: 100
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 6289

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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