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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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