Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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