come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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