so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 613
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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