PixelPervsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.

Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	2523
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	1445	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	827440
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Emeralds Found:	4686	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	701
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	1676	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	89	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6883
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!