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IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Love Letters Sent: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
Void Armor Forged: 16 New Chunks Explored: 652710

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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