come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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