hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and madness? well then come join our server where we are all dying in slow motion at this very moment.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and they were greeted by a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. they had to team up with a pack of deranged llamas to defeat it and save the day.

but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. we promise u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Farms Harvested: 860
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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