| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8453 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2508 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1831 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5235 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8963 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4688 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6150 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9100 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1820 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5840 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9321 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6899 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7264 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 512 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Votes: | 7664 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2535 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
