KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	8107
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	4279
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1232	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3064
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	261

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	3230
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	226
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2828	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	462394
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	768	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7389	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9102	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!