join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Villages Defended: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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