FamilyFunctionDelayLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3781
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	755
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	228279	Magic Items Found:	8338
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minegant.uz

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2599
Divine Spears Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.