MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9020
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	565

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	3386	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4865

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1952
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	New Chunks Explored:	270143
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.