| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7837 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8480 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2947 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8847 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2848 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 672 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3326 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 194 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1616 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2750 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7944 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3260 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5003 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5638 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 208 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2484 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 382 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1943 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3053 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1403 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
