| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7521 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4815 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6723 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8896 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2595 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7083 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 899 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 60 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1416 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Star Shards Collected: | 251 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4881 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4105 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4822 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4352 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7919 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 290 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
