Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4625
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	176	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	812	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	5544	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	5711

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	2558	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!