| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9666 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3924 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6135 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3081 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 310 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9408 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3888 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9798 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6540 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 231 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4969 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3515 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6992 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5971 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8158 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1010 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8527 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 121 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6006 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8556 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 123 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
